110. School festival ①
On the day of the school festival
My schedule today is fully booked.
And that’s just perfect.

The cla.s.s decided to go with a coffee shop.
Maid Cafe?
Maids can be hired normally, and in a world where such people are common, such things cannot be popular.

That is why I thought a change should be done.
It is a princess cafe.
Miraculously there is one princess enrolled.
Yufilia will only serve the customers for a short time but it will be a big attraction.
Such opinion came out and it was approved,

It is not easy to prepare clothes a princess would wear.
Oh well… an imitation will be used for the ambiance.
The girls will serve the customers and the boys will prepare the food.
That is the basics of the school festival.

If there is a princess then there should be a prince, right?
There is such an opinion too.
But there was no one appropriate to be a prince in the cla.s.s.
In terms of appearance.

By the way there is a big shot prince in cla.s.s, but he didn’t come.
It is a mystery where he is.
It is the same regardless.
The prince’s reputation is bad anyway.

But I digress.

After I’m done preparing in the morning I will be free.
Then I can look around the school festival with four people
The easiest mission yet.

The cla.s.sroom interior is changed into a coffee shop.
It is the result of working late yesterday.

When I enter the cla.s.sroom I get a strange feeling.
There was a dull atmosphere.
It’s supposed to be a fun school festival.

“Ah, I want to go back”

As soon as a cla.s.smate sees me, I utter so.
Everyone is staring at me like a savior or something.

“What’s going on?”

I looked suspiciously.

“Did you eat breakfast?”

The approaching Tiraiza ask.
She wore a princess dress.
Its an easy to move in dress with her figure in mind so Tiraiza wears it without hesitation.

“We also double as tasters so i skipped breakfast.
I have not eaten.”

Nevertheless an evil G.o.d can survive without eating a single meal.
Even if I don’t eat or drink for a while its ok.

“Really?”

Tiraiza gave an evil smirk.

“Good, can you sample some food?”

Iris tells me.
With a deadpan expression without emotion.

Looking at the kitchen, Yufilia was cooking.
The cla.s.smate with high culinary skill was supposed to be in charge.

“Ethan will be in charge of serving food to customers,
I will also check the appliances and ingredients, so I will not ask him to cook everyone’s breakfast.”
“I see.”

Ethan is a cook.
Ethan looked at Yufilia cooking and looks like it was killing him.

In the meantime, cooking seemed to be over and Yufilia is serving food on a plate.
The cla.s.sroom becomes noisy.
Yufilia’s coming towards me.

“Here you go,
dig in.”

She gave a smile that if a 100 men saw 99 of them will look back and reminisce.
However, the boys in the cla.s.sroom were trembling with fear.
If you look closely, some people were lying at the corner of the cla.s.sroom.

“Hey, hold on
to your life and don’t die.”
“Uumm,
to eat Yufilia’s home cooking
I have no regrets.”

If this makes me leave the kitchen I’m a useless guy.
The cla.s.smate who fell in the corner of the cla.s.sroom would sometimes flop like a fish out of water.
Is that whats gonna happen?

“A princess of a large country can’t be a good cook, can she?
I believe thats common sense.”

Tiraiza mutters.
She avoids looking me in the eyes.

“We trained to be adventurers used in life or death battles,
we didn’t have time to cook.”

As soon as the iris, said that she took some distance from me.
Though it is not necessary to be good at cooking.
There should be a limit on how bad you could be.

“Hehehe,
this time I’m confident.
Yufilia Special Pancakes!”

Yufilia offers the dish to me.

A dark black aura was coming out from the food.
Various ingredients are decorated on the pancake like object.

I cannot say anything.
At this distance the foul smell is unbearable.
It stinks real bad.

If its only pancakes is shouldn’t be this bad.
It became this ridiculous because of the extra decorations.
Why does a beginner ignore the recipe and move on making a new creation.

“By the way, where is Jamie?”
“Yufilia took her down.”

Tiraiza answered.
She point to one of the fallen cla.s.smates
foaming at the mouth

There is no hope of recovery.
It seems that her school festival has already ended.

“Jamie is the first victim.
It is the result of eating innocently while hungry.”

The situation at that time easily appears in my mind.
I pray for Jamie’s soul.

“Is this poisonous or something?”
“Even if it’s poisonous, we’ll cure it.”

According to Tiraiza, Iris will cast cure magic.

Everyone is looking at me.
Like seeing G.o.d or something.
Yufilia was waiting for me to eat with an innocent smile.

There seems to be no other choice but to eat this.
Well poison is not effective to an evil G.o.d.
Even if it is a poison that can kill a dragon instantly, it’s still ineffective.
Therefore it is impossible to get damaged by eating.

I took the pancake dish ant take a mouthful.
Oh, this taste.
There is no sweetness.
Not sweet.
Rather its bitter.
And very fishy.

Its not that bad that it is unpleasant.
This terrible.

“Uuu……”

I gave a groan.

“Uh?”

Yufilia looks at me.

“Is it good…”

I mustered all my willpower and replied.

"It was good"

Yufilia smiled ear to ear.
while my cla.s.smates are clapping and nodding while crying.

We can not increase the number of the victims.
I ate everything dutifully.

“Hey, I will go to the bathroom for a minute”

I said so and started running.

“Okay, yeah yeah.”

I rushed to the bathroom and I was vomiting.
An evil G.o.d cannot be poisoned.
However, the taste.
It is a taste surpa.s.sing human understanding.

There is no damage to the body but my spirit suffered a great damage.
I sat down on the porcelain throne and felt exhausted, I wont be leaving for a while.

Tl notes:

This is my first posting a chapter I mtled if you find any mistakes please let me know in the comment section. The next chapter will be posted in 48 hours or so.

There is another series that I am translating but had to stop because I cannot remember what happened in the earlier chapters. A lot of context from early chapters was needed to properly translate Janitor-san. I will resume translating it after rereading the earlier chapters.

Maybe I should put a progress bar. How do i do that? I’ll figure it out some how.